She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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