both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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