I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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