He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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