It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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