Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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