My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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