What a fucking waste of an outfit
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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