This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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