I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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