Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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