what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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