I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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