Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
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