you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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