i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Watching her eat just hurts me
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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