You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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