i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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