(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
