census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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