Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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