then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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