I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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