Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize