Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm just crazy horny about you
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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