A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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