Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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