is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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