no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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