My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize