So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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