I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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