$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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