Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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