I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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