I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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