do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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