Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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