Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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