i don't like sucking hair
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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