try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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