I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Do plants get herpes?
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