I'm going to jail i love you
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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