your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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