Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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