Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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