Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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