Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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