im gay
i know
yea but for you.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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