Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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