nut hugger
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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