Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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