my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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