I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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