Apparently you make a good broom.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵