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If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.

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(789): If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days. http://tfl.nu/hp74

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Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?

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(248): Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"? http://tfl.nu/h596

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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.

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(940): Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented. http://tfl.nu/jb6b

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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.

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(585): She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings. http://tfl.nu/pz3m

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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.

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(336): You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed. http://tfl.nu/cedv

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Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.

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(773): Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat. http://tfl.nu/qnu6

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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.

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(409): There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard. http://tfl.nu/fxyx

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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way

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(616): you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way http://tfl.nu/p3hb

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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.

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(918): I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out. http://tfl.nu/s7ox

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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.

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(580): You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose. http://tfl.nu/41p8

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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me

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(864): So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me http://tfl.nu/4trs

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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.

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(860): TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell. http://tfl.nu/0dz9

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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.

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Top night. Top night.

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(527): I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered. (1-527): Top night. Top night. http://tfl.nu/68t6

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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?

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(315): You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen? http://tfl.nu/8ha5

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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?

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I can't wait to tell mom.

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(920): He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me? (262): I can't wait to tell mom. http://tfl.nu/c20r

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