Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME