How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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