Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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