I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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