there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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